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• I thought "<tl;dr>" was just some malformed HTML code. It translates loosely to "I have the attention span of a gnat". 2013/01/31
• You know you're getting old when you get excited about a pair of safety glasses with built-in bifocals. http://t.co/LHZaVWTS 2013/01/31
• Searching for that file to change your website's copyright notice to 2013? There's an easier way: http://t.co/SVnjYXzQ 2013/01/01
• If you barely have enough to afford that awesome facial tattoo, it will do its best to make sure you never earn enough to get it removed. 2012/12/21
• Looking for last minute Christmas gifts? Check out my review of the Flip-Pal scanner: http://t.co/YttDhNuS 2012/12/21
• After 20 unsuccessful attempts at coming up with a password that is unique and cryptic enough to work, it accepts the one I can't remember. 2012/12/14